a little rant about pricey watches

I don't understand what's so great about expensive watches. It's like carrying tons of money around with you. I wonder if people insure them. But seriously, it keeps time, people! All you have to do is buy a cheap little watch and set it accordingly. It might not look as great, but it's better than having something on your wrist that costs $16o,000, money that would do much better preserving land or promoting health or something. While I'm on the subject, I saw a watch recently that had a calculator on it. It looked really cool. Maybe they can start building cellphones and little movie flip-screens into them, too!