Sunday, December 23, 2012

Things I Dislike About Heels

They're impractical for walking softly on any surface. You can't change direction easily. If worn 70% of the time, they shorten your calf muscles. No running or remotely practical movements can be accomplished in them. On a plus note, they make you feel like you're miles tall, they force you to stand up straight, and they make an important-sounding clicking noise.

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